Holy Fucking Shit I Just Found the Snake

I was reaching into the towel closet in our bathroom for more tp (which we keep on the floor because we buy so much at a time) and it was RIGHT BEHIND THE TP. IT'S BEEN IN OUR HOUSE THIS ENTIRE TIME. IT'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM I VISITED 5 TIMES LAST NIGHT IN THE FUCKING DARK. Oh. My. God. I'm freaking out. I closed the door and put a towel underneath so the thing can't get away again I HOPE. Husband's on his way home. More to come....