Helpful Hints
This was a part of my weekly "What To Expect When You're Expecting" email today
Week 15: It's Not Fat
Each week we'll send you a note to share with the dad-to-be in your life. Pass it on!
Say it again: It's not fat, it's not fat, it's not fat. FAT is a four-letter word right now, and she spends every minute of every day wondering if her body will ever return to its original shape. If you know what's good for you, you will banish the word "fat" from your vocabulary starting now. If you absolutely need to reference your wife's size, memorize this scientifically correct synonym: maternal storage tissue.
Good to know my ass isn't "fat" it's a "maternal storage tissue recepticle".
Week 15: It's Not Fat
Each week we'll send you a note to share with the dad-to-be in your life. Pass it on!
Say it again: It's not fat, it's not fat, it's not fat. FAT is a four-letter word right now, and she spends every minute of every day wondering if her body will ever return to its original shape. If you know what's good for you, you will banish the word "fat" from your vocabulary starting now. If you absolutely need to reference your wife's size, memorize this scientifically correct synonym: maternal storage tissue.
Good to know my ass isn't "fat" it's a "maternal storage tissue recepticle".
posted by Kathryn @ 9:50 AM
1 Comments:
At 8:30 AM,
hazel said…
nice...that's a good service. though any man should have banished the word "fat" at the altar. or actually on the first date. or actually at puberty when they first realized they wanted to date girls.
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