Food Diary Of A Pregnant Woman
Breakfast: 1 extra large bowl Honey Nut Cheerios with 44oz orange juice
Snack: peanut butter and jelly sandwich with 1 yogurt and 1 peach (still hungry)
Lunch: 10 slices of Swiss cheese with an apple and 4 cups of baby carrots (can't get enough of those carrots and I'm still hungry)
Snack: half pound of Skittles (I wish I was kidding)
Dinner: 15 frozen chicken taquitos another apple and a few more cups of carrots. (and yet still hungry)
Snack: Another yogurt and some of Kent's birthday cake.
But where are your leafy greens you ask? Where is the protein? Up your ass Bradley bitches! I ate an entire plate of Mexican food last night, that's a cheese enchilada, a chicken enchilada, one beef taco (I know, I can't believe I'm eating beef either), one chicken taco, and a shitload of beans and rice and I ate every last bit. This was after munching on chips and queso, and I was finally full. For like an hour.
Snack: peanut butter and jelly sandwich with 1 yogurt and 1 peach (still hungry)
Lunch: 10 slices of Swiss cheese with an apple and 4 cups of baby carrots (can't get enough of those carrots and I'm still hungry)
Snack: half pound of Skittles (I wish I was kidding)
Dinner: 15 frozen chicken taquitos another apple and a few more cups of carrots. (and yet still hungry)
Snack: Another yogurt and some of Kent's birthday cake.
But where are your leafy greens you ask? Where is the protein? Up your ass Bradley bitches! I ate an entire plate of Mexican food last night, that's a cheese enchilada, a chicken enchilada, one beef taco (I know, I can't believe I'm eating beef either), one chicken taco, and a shitload of beans and rice and I ate every last bit. This was after munching on chips and queso, and I was finally full. For like an hour.
posted by Kathryn @ 5:41 PM
8 Comments:
At 7:50 AM,
hazel said…
I was ravenous when I was pregnant, too. you're eating fairly healthy so that's a plus. "a shitload of beans" - heh.
I was a milkshake junkie. and macaroni and cheese. and scalloped potatoes - we had them like 5 times a week.
eat what you want to eat. when else is it socially acceptable to do so?
At 1:44 PM,
NME said…
I ate CONSTANTLY. I was always hungry. And I had a sweet tooth that I could not pacify - when normally I'm more of a potato girl than a cookie gal. While I was pregnant I wanted ice cream, brownies, cake and pie. All the time. It was insane.
And I never really got sickness as long as I kept eating. Which is why I gained 75 pounds and can't get rid of it all.
At 8:52 PM,
Missuz J said…
The more I read your blog, the more I love it. You are the total bomb. When I was pregnant, all I wanted was pancakes, pie, and cheetoes.
At 8:54 PM,
Kathryn said…
**blush**
At 9:14 PM,
amandak said…
When I was pregnant with Zach, I went through a phase where I totally craved snow. Lo-cal, but the neighbors definitely give you weird looks sometimes. Of course, this was in addition to my favorite pregnancy 5 C's. Cokes, Cookies, Chocolate, Chips and Cheese. Yum.
At 8:37 AM,
hazel said…
snow? like - cocaine? or like snow like sno cones? or like snow like you go outside and bury your face and engorge yourself on actual, frozen-rain snow?
At 7:27 PM,
Katy said…
Hey at least your pregnant and have an excuse.
At 4:35 PM,
amandak said…
Actual, frozen rain snow. I know, insane. Luckilly, it was winter, and the fresh stuff was available. When I just couldn't stand it, I'd hop out the back door and grab a handfull. Crushed ice from Brad's food hut came in a distant second when the snow wasn't available. Ah, memories.
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