And The Lord God Said Go Forth And Convert Everyone You See To Southern Baptism Especially Those Hindu People
Kent just spent an hour in line to renew his drivers license sandwiched between a 70 year old Southern Baptist and a 30 something Muslim. The guy started with Kent then moved on to each person in the line witnessing to them. He asked the Muslim guy "Are you one of those Hindu people?" Kent said the Muslim guy, who was too nice to be rude like a lot of the people, kept asking the old guy genuine questions and the old guy just kept ignoring them like a preacher on a pulpit sticking to the script. At one point, he asked another woman in line if she was a Jew. You have to envision the guy and his accent when you think about this. He's all Texased out and says "Yeew uh Jeeew?" Think Hank's dad on King of the Hill and I think you've got it. I'm surprised he didn't tell them all they were going to hell. Although they might have argued they were already in it.
*The spell check tried to change Texased to deceased, ha! Not fucking far off.
*The spell check tried to change Texased to deceased, ha! Not fucking far off.
posted by Kathryn @ 3:56 PM
4 Comments:
At 4:25 PM,
NME said…
Though funny to read about if I were witnessing it I would probably have boiled over. Those Hindu people? Sheesh.
At 5:21 PM,
Katy said…
There's a time and a place for preaching, though I don't really know what time or where that place is, but I know it isn't the line at the DMV. That place has enough evil in thank you very little! If I had been there I would have responded with yeeeuh a fokhl?
At 8:21 AM,
hazel said…
why are people like farmer tom so worried about other people's damnation? what makes people so interested in what everyone else is doing wrong??
At 12:36 PM,
Kathryn said…
Nathan! I couldn't remember what you said his name was.
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